Maybe you can use pretend names, or "hypothetical" situations.
Oh, please share... we all need a good laugh. My kids are still calling me a "perv" because of the tub picture and keep checking my blog to see if I've added enough new pics so that it's no longer on the page!
I'm dreading the day my kids figure out I totally exploit them on my blog---and they ask me to stop. :(I'm here for music recommendations. :) You can go back to the 50's. If you want. I could go for some goo 80's and 90's ideas though.
Here's one -Child: Why are my teeth this color?Me: I'm afraid it's in your genes.***A minute or two later-Child: So if I quit wearing jeans and go back to shorts, they'll lighten up?Me: Wha?Child: My teeth, you said they're yellowish because of my jeans.Then we talked about DNA.
Oh, come on---they have to have some reason to see an analyst someday.Give it up!
I so hear you on this one. (But thanks for sharing the jeans one!) And then my kids also say things that aren't that funny and tell me "You should blog this!" :)
You're such a tease! Spill it already!! :D
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