Whatever the reason, I grabbed this sweater off the rack and squeezed myself into a vanity-sized 4 skirt. It's a horrible angle, but no matter how you look at it, it appears I'm channeling my inner Carol Burnett/Charo. I don't even think you could dry clean the thing with all those feathers .Don't worry honey, it's going right back to the store, I'm over my temporary fashion insanity - mostly.
Next thing you know I'll be sporting fascinators and hats with netting - poor Mr. O.
P.S. Can we not talk about my hand placement? I obviously have no idea how to pose or what to do with them.
