I have not had time to write these past few days, or even think really. And let's not talk about going to the bathroom. Mr. O is treating me to a wonderful surprise (more on that later) and many preparations, lists and basically, the juggling of Heaven and Earth are needed.
Anyway, miracle-making = no brain power reserves.
You know that Facebook lady in your head - the third party narrator (thank you Millie!)? Well, she's taken up residence, except that I cannot think in complete sentences only snippets of correlating information. If only Venn Diagram status updates were possible - it would be Twitter/Facebook Nirvana for geeks.
Circle One: Boys
Circle two: The One Time You forget to Check the Pockets
Overlapping: Crayons in the Dryer
Circle One: You - at your ugliest
Circle Two: Running into someone you haven't seen in ages (they look amazing)
Overlapping: Arch enemy OR Old flame/Ex
Circle One: You - at your prettiest/hunkiest
Circle Two: Running into anyone you know
Overlapping: As if
Circle One: Upcoming Photo-Op
Circle Two: New Lip Plumper
Overlapping: Allergic Reaction=Ginormous Mouth
Circle One: No Milk
Circle two: You notice
Overlapping: Sunday OR Midnight
You must visit Indexed to fully appreciate how awesome this would be. Tell me, what's in your Venn?