Sometimes, I have a really big mouth, and not in a Julia Roberts kind of way. But in an Extra! Extra! Read all about it sort of way (I am an open book), or a We're not gonna take it sort of way (yes, I'm the self-appointed Justice Avenger), or the For the Love of Mike, will you clean your room already? sort of way.
Other times, I have an average-sized mouth - like for eating, conversing with the kidlets about their day, and also, occasionally, sighing.
Even more other times, it's surprising that I have a mouth at all, meaning that I am quiet and reserved. Nary a peep do I utter.
And then, I wake up.
