Thursday, August 18, 2011

Burning Questions

Too bad The Universe doesn't have a Formspring account, because there's a couple of things I'd really like to know.

Such as

1 Where do all the socks get off to? Why don't they make a break for it together?
2 Do they meet up with all my missing scissors and dental floss packs to jump rope?

And is it really necessary for American chocolate to be so waxy?

Now it's your turn. What questions would you ask the Universe?