So I noticed that Miss Ellie had changed her clothes yet again and I asked her about it.
Oh, well when I be's mean to Copper (the dog) if I change my clothes then she 'finks I'm a different girl.
This would explain a lot about the state of her bedroom floor and the fact that the dog's current favorite spot is under the deck.
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After church, a neighbor came up to me and said I'm glad to see you're still alive.
I sort of thought she was referring to my renewed church activity, but nope.
Your Ellie came up to me very sad-like and said, "My mom died today." I wondered if I'd missed something, but it's good to see you're still 'with' us.
Apparently my daughter thinks it's "Happy Mother's Die."